Unable to mourn he comes out of retirement to eliminate the Russian gangsters who stole his car, wrecked his house and killed his puppy, the last gift from his dying wife. Directed by David Leitch and Chad Stahelski. Several lines of dialogue are in Russian with English subtitles. A few women in a club wear V-necklines that reveal cleavage along with skirts that reveal bare thighs above the knees. A female club singer wears a sequined, legless body suit with long sleeves and a neckline that reveals cleavage and her bare thighs. A man sits on a bed in a T-shirt and mid-thigh boxers, revealing his bare upper thighs. A bodybuilder in a nightclub scene wears only tight trunks that reveal his bare chest, arms and thighs.
DO: RESPOND WITH A NUDE OF YOUR OWN
One of the greatest realizations I have had as an adult is that straight men don't care about sex. We're told they do — loads! I'm not saying they don't like the idea of it. They like cumming, certainly. But when it comes to having an actual sexual encounter, they simply can't be arsed. It's not an aggressive anti -sex stance, like incels pretend to have. More a vague disinterest, like the way most of us feel about cocaine at a small get-together — "Yeah, go on then, if there's some going. Women, meanwhile, are feral. We're out here racking up debt on elaborate lingerie and sex toys, rubbing one out over literally everyone we've ever met and taking close-up photos of our arseholes. What gives?
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Anyway, Mary Beard of course it was, duh, pin-sharp and refreshingly direct as ever, taking us, sometimes gently, sometimes by the short and curlies, through little less than the entire history of the nude in art. Pretty much since then, the story of the nude, especially in the religion-muddled west, has been the story of the male gaze. In the concluding part next week, proud Mary gets her kit off. Baghdad Central , a new six-part thriller set just after the coalition invasion of Iraq, brought back to me personally urgent memories of , very few of them good. Such vivid memories of the hamfistedness of the US, letting Iraq drop into an unserviceable cesspit nightly. A lovely and inspired return from Inside No 9 , now juggernaut enough that few British stars can or would want to say no. Twists turned and turns twisted, and we were gently jawdropped. Elsewhere — what a shocker from Silent Witness , not least in that this series it has made a remarkable recovery from Silent Witless. And it is a severely different beast to so many travelogues, in that it includes genuine understated humour, mainly through the voiceovered asides: your ears blink in a disbelieving, did-he-just-say-that? I can never quite look that savage glen straight in the eyes again.
Include your face in the picture. Take them while completely naked. Forget to add a caption. It amps up the sexiness. Take them in the bathroom.